Commentary On “Tiger Woods Is Just Latest Golfer to Spin Out of Control”
Aw, shucks, I am a golfer and I am mad at Tiger Woods because he gets preferential treatment because he is rich and famous. For years now he has not sent me any information no matter how many times I wrote to him on how I can play like him and get the money and ladies and free cars and everything. So I join in with those people who want to see Tiger busted.The Mini course I play on is not as fancy as the one Tiger plays on but I am sure if Tiger will meet me at 2.30 am and give me some tips I will try to fix his car.I DEMAND that Tiger takes a lie detector test and he should also be water boarded and made to listen to Kenny G’s music 24/ 7 until he confesses. Also the fifth amendment to the US Constitution should be suspended in his case. It was a big accident and I will bet that many ants and other bugs were killed and that many pieces of glass are still around and the police are trying to show that they are giving Tiger the same scrutiny that they would give any person who was in an accident.Tiger got a lawyer and that shows he is guilty of something and he should confess and go to jail and lose his kids and house and yacht. This is sad to report but the American people have a RIGHT to know everything about him because he is a celebrity. All the tiger woods new girlfriendspapers and TV stations and the internet want to do is ignore this tragic story and write about global warming, the recession, the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq and Iran.Tiger owns the left-wing media and they will not say anything about him because he is like Obama, a Socialist liar and not an American citizen.I have to go now as it is time for my electro-shock therapy.
